Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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