I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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