i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just found puke in my bra..
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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