I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Two words: nipple clamps
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