So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Randomize