i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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