Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
