therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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