I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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