I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The air was thick with penises
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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