What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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