Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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