he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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