Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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