1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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