You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
