The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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