I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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