What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
