There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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