my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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