the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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