I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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