pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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