It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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