You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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