yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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