We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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