i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Randomize
