Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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