Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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