they need to just BURY HIM!
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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