No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
