I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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