Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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