i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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