Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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