People in love make me want to vomit
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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