just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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