Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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