If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
His nipple licking is glorious
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