Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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