I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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