fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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