They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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