I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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