Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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