I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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