____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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