friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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