I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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