Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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