do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
