Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Randomize
