found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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