I met the friendliest cop last night
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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