where does the pee come out of this thing
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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